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THE SHORTEST NIGHTS: EEK!

Enjoy hilarious, twisted, comedy-thrills…? So do we!

Join us for the best new comedy horrors and thrillers in what has become a tradition at the Shortest Nights. It will be late, it will be bloody and it might make your sides split!

DETAILS

Prices: £6 standard, £8 door (+ booking fees)
Time: 8.45PM
Aprox. Runtime: 60min
Date: June 18
Venue: The Yard Theatre, Hackney Wick

Day pass to all 6 screenings available [here]

Unreserved seating. 

PROGRAMME

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NightmARes

Put on a headset and step inside a frighteningly immersive environment, where all is not as it seems.

Wri/Dir: James Mansell
Cast: Victoria Morrison, Ashley Pekri

‘LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE

He’ll be back in a minute.

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. – unless you’re already dead.

Wri/Dir: Matt Mitchell
Cast: Fabrizio Santino, Sarah Langrish-Smith, Richard Banks, Lee Adach, Stuart Cohen

BORIS IN THE FOREST

Boris In The Forest

A black comedy about a Californian geek in search of his horror hero Boris Karloff.

Dir: Robert Hackett
Wri. Mike Goldfarb
Cast: Mac McDonald, George Georgiou, Jonathan Hansler, Darren Kent

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THE QUIET ZONE

A late night commuter is stalked by a sinister passenger she disturbed on a train carriage.

Wri/Dir: Andrew Ionides
Cast: Jessica Bayly, Kasey Iliana Sfetsios

THE FOX Henry Scriven

The Fox

Despite being hunted by police, a vigilante thief continues to ransack homes across West London.

Wri/Dir: Henry Scriven
Cast: Himesh Patel, Gideon Turner

MINE Simon Berry

Mine

Fifty years of marriage. Fifty years of love and happiness. Fifty years of lies. When Walter steps on a live land mine in a remote field in England, he finds himself at the mercy of his wife Diane, who has recently unearthed a deadly secret buried in their past. As the tension mounts and truths are unraveled, Walter and Diane’s relationship speeds towards an explosive climax.

Wri/Dir: Simon Berry
Cast: Priscilla Gray, Tony Goodall

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Munchies

Zombie Lee has an outrageous hunger that won’t be silenced by food alone. With his growing need to feed increasing, misjudgment and disaster arise in the kitchen, until a simple solution is found. And his rumbling is quenched.

Animator/Dir: Sinead Stoddart

JEWELS

Jewels

A short black comedy film about two racist thieves’ failed attempt to rob a convenience store.

Wri/Dir: Matty Groves

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The Seventh Zombie

When Antonius Block returns to his native Sweden to find the land in the grip of the zombie plague, he challenges Death to a game of Countdown. But Death is not only very good at Countdown, he is determined to win the teapot. A parody of Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal, with dialogue mostly consisting of vaguely Swedish-sounding gibberish sprinkled with product names chosen at random from the IKEA catalogue.

Animator/Dir: Molly Brown
Cast: David Fisher, Molly Brown, Simon Woodham, Susan Lowe, Ayesha Casely-Hayford, Georgie Lee-Robinson

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